i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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