i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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