well you can't waste a boner
handjob tips. give me some.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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