bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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