At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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