Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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