Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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