I'm drive I can fine osifer
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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