He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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