Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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