If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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