Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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