More tranny stories later!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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