He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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