So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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