You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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