38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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