Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
