Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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