I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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