but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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