i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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