she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize