did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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