you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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