i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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