I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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