i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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