Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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