Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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