Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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