I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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