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I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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