The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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