He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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