I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
that's an acceptable place to lick
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Let's get the cat blown out
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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