My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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