I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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