i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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