I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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