Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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