everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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