You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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