don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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