Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You almost got us killed.
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I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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