2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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