Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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