i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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