Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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