They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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