Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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