Can Purell be used as lube?
he thought i was a dude.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Randomize
