i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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