How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
this hospital has no fireball
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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