No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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